It dawned on me tonight what the worst thing about motherhood is:

It’s the soundtrack.

At any given time I have The Wheels On The Bus, the theme music to In The Night Garden or some hideous fucking tune they play at Gymboree stuck in my head on some torturous, neverending loop. And quite honestly it’s sending me mental. Nursery music: surely Dante’s 10th circle of hell?

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